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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"
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"Do people who happily announce their pregnancy know they are going to be stuck with a baby afterwards?"
"Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages? It was the knight time"
"""I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."" ""How do you know?"" ""You're still here!"""
"My psychic is a talented blind woman. She has a fifth sense."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""Oh sure, just because I'm a woman means I have to do everything around here. And let me tell you..."""
"Why is it a ""12-pack"" and not a ""jury of your beers""?"
"What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"When ever I make Eggs Benedict, I always serve it on a hubcap. Cause there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
"Wanna hear a short joke? Joke. Ok, But do you wanna hear a longer joke? Joooooooooooooooooooooooooke"