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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Italy is joining forces with ISIS? They think the world needs more Italian ISIS"

"What is Fortunato's one weakness? Cryptonight."

"What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common? They're both terrible without cream."

"Cracked a joke about the Titanic. Went down well."

"I should marry a storm trooper. They will always miss me."

"Quick! Does anyone know how I can get red wine off of my date's white cat?!"

"I accidentally earned a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do the last time a bee flew near my face."

"A boy wrote Santa: ""please send me a sister"". Santa wrote back: ""Alright, send me your mother""."

"Confucius says man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger"

"Girls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again."