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Joke of the Day
"What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common? They're both terrible without cream."
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"Why is Junkrat a feminist's favorite class in Overwatch? TRIGGERED"
"DON'T TOUCH ME! AND YOU'RE BREATHING WRONG! STOP IT! -wives, on their period Or if they're hungry. Or if you are actually breathing wrong."
"There is a blonde and a zebra in a bath tub... And the blonde asks the zebra, ""can you pass the soap?"" The zebra says, ""What do you think I am? A fucking typewriter!?"""
"My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile... I told her ""Wow, that's a big word for a sixth grader!"" *stolen from a teacher"
"DIVORCE & CIRCUMCISION Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck."
"whats the difference between the duke of york and Katy price? the duke of York only had 10,000 men"
"If the workouts you're talking about aren't the bedroom variety no one wants to hear about it."
"My wife told me I'm fantastic at cutting up cheese I told her she's greater"
"What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations? There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach."