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Joke of the Day
"What is Link's favorite hotel? Hyaaaaatt!"
Next Joke
"When u give ur phone number at CVS turn to the person behind u in line & say ""now don't be calling me for a date"""
"Mom asked me if I would pick up some things for her at the 'Dime Store', great, now I've got to go all the way to the 70s."
"What is the definition of masurbation? Coming unscrewed"
"A man carrying a tombstone walked up to a skeleton taking a break from his casket. He asked the skeleton, ""Is it okay if I leave this tombstone here?"" The skeleton replied, ""Yes, over my dead body."""
"""my dad could beat up your dad"" we're brothers you idiot *cut to dad stepping on rake, knocking himself out*"
"You hear what happened to the frog's car? It got toad."
"Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can't do is pick up it's own poop. You're just a poop collector."
"A man walks into a bar, and orders 10 times the amount of drinks as everyone else. The barman says ""now *that's* an order of magnitude!"""
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day."