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"What is Link's favorite hotel? Hyaaaaatt!"
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"""This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."" ""Maybe you should spit out the plate!"""
"an icicle got in a fight with a cpu it's okay, it's all water under the sandy bridge now"
"What are caterpillars afraid of? **Dog**erpillars!"
"Did you hear about the guy that shits out jars? He's a real glasshole, that guy"
"Masturbation Just got back from competing in the Blindfolded Masturbation World Championship No idea where I came."
"I was in the mood for nuts this morning so I chased a squirrel for 3 miles and the little prick led me right to his stash, yum!"
"You can tell a lot about a person.. by not keeping their secrets."
"What goes ""Clop clop clop, bang bang bang, clop clop clop""? An Amish drive-by shooting."
"18: I'm going to ask the stylist what color screams parental issues. Me: ..."