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Joke of the Day
"What weapon is most feared by knights? A can opener."
Next Joke
"What is the capital of Greece? $20 (A friend told me this a few days ago)."
"Sorry if this is a re-post but ... Here's a great knock knock joke - but you have to start Ok, knock knock Who's there ......."
"Life is like a bicycle A black will probably take it."
"When I die I want my hand to be glued in a thumbs up, and my body lowered into molten steel."
"My goal weight is not having to take selfies from such a high angle."
"What did the deadhead say when he got out of rehab? This music sucks!"
"By all means, get married. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
"Amy Winehouse is getting Botox injections? Really? Isn't that a bit like spraying Febreze on a pile of dog crap?"
"Why did the computer crash? It had a bad driver"