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Joke of the Day
"What did the deadhead say when he got out of rehab? This music sucks!"
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"No recovering from getting your arm stuck in a Pringles can on a first date."
"Confucius say... Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day."
"*Do not consume if seal is broken* I've just gone through this whole box of animal crackers and haven't found one seal."
"Kids are great. They are the ultimate proof that you, at one point of your life, pleasured a woman. On an unrelated note, would you like to see a picture of my 12 kids?"
"NASA's Scott Kelly is back on Earth after spending a year in space He found out how many states Trump won and left again"
"What did the comedian say before he hung himself? ""Sorry for being a noose-ance."""
"50 SHADES OF CHARLES HUNNAM Its been reported that actor Charles Hunnam has dropped out of the movie,""50 Shades of Grey"" because of cold feet. You can't blame him, cold feet can lead to shrinkage"
"Give me a massage ""Mm okay"" *rubs oil all over her* *things get hot* *things get too hot* *she bursts into flames* ""Dang I used petroleum"""
"I'm so glad we could finally reconnect after all these years because I'd really like your help on my virtual farm."