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Joke of the Day
"What is the capital of Greece? $20 (A friend told me this a few days ago)."
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"I've been studying the Cold War and nuclear weapons for history class non-stop... ...it's driving me MAD."
"New healthcare plan in case Obamacare is defunded: the entire country pays for hospital bills by cooking meth."
"whats an english man favourite breakfast cereal Cherry Oh's"
"""I woke up like this"" [looks terrible]"
"I always like taking a shit while on the clock at work but its always so hard to read what time it is when I put it back on the wall."
"Dear Santa, us big girls like toys too......just put them in the second drawer of my nightstand!"
"What did the vampire say to the werewolf after discovering its blood is inedible? ""Fangs for nothing!"""
"""I think I have Ebola."" ""JUST DO YOUR DAMN HOMEWORK!"""
"I took a picture of the fog with my new iPhone 7.... iMist"