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Joke of the Day

"My mum's sister always builds up jokes and then the punch lines turn out to be shit. Auntie Climax."

"HADES: Unleash the hell hound! CERBERUS: *sipping tea* I told you to ask first if it's a good time for us. HADES: Is it a-- CERBERUS: No."

"Which number confuses people? 82"

"A German boy pushed his brother off a cliff. He then turned to his mother and said ""Look Mom! No Hans!"""

"Yesterday it was so hot that my gun started overheating. It was sweating bullets."

"yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!"

"The human body is 98% water. So I'm not fat, Just well hydrated."

"What's the difference a Whore and a Bitch? A Whore will fuck anybody, a Bitch will fuck anybody but me."

"So there's a flash flood warning in my area. I didn't know floods could be exhibitionist. *^I'm ^so ^sorry*"

"<---- homeless romantic"