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Joke of the Day

"Girl, are you organized? Because I want to get on your ToDo list!"

"Jimmy Savile was once captured by the Scooby-Doo gang He would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for meddlin' those kids!"

"I visited my doctor last week, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why, because surely it's not dangerous. He said it was distracting him."

"A child molester and a young boy are walking into the dark woods.... ""I'm scared"", said the boy. ""YOU'RE scared?? I have to walk out of here alone!"""

"A priest and a rabbi are standing on a corner when a 5 year old boy walks by. The priest says, ""Hey. Let's fuck that boy"". Replied the rabbi, ""out of what?""."

"Seeing another person with synesthesia... is like music to my eyes."

"What would Matthew McConaughey eat if he were a horse? McConaugHAY"

"What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand? Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've ""triggered"" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)"

"Axe came out with 2 new body sprays. I'm having a hard time deciding between ""My mom is picking me up at 8:30"" and ""Can I touch your bra"""

"and on the 8th day, god created a website for u to meet the hot christian singles in ur area"