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Joke of the Day

"Girl, are you organized? Because I want to get on your ToDo list!"

"What do Japanses pirates do? Fry pranes."

"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's OK now."

"To the lady who keeps banging on my door at night.. I'm not letting you out."

"What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time? Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III."

"A toilet beat me at a game of Poker. I had a straight; it had a flush."

"With Murray testing free agency maybe the cowboys should pick up both Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson on the cheap! They would be a good one two punch!"

"What do you call a drug dealer in a strip club A hardened criminal"

"You say tomato, I say tomato But it doesn't make that much sense when you read it."

"Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan? Because they are such Kling-ons."