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Joke of the Day

"Jimmy Savile was once captured by the Scooby-Doo gang He would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for meddlin' those kids!"

"My insomnia is getting worse. I was wide awake all day at work yesterday."

"Me [31M] and my wife [28F] are having issues with our different needs with sex. We're trying to work out the kinks."

"Today's joke from Russian-language Internet ""You know, they've built a George Orwell memorial in Russia!"" 'What? Where?"" ""Pretty much everywhere."""

"Me and my wife are getting a divorce so we are splitting the house ... She gets the inside. I get the outside."

"My Chinese friend died today... So Yung"

"I have said it before. I will at it again. If anyone is into wife swapping. I will take a dirtbike or a puppy. Hit me up."

"What happens when U change position too fast? You get an unpleasant vowel movement."

"""SURPRISE!!!!"" - Every girl with drawn-on eyebrows."

"What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas? Sithilis"