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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You tape a loaf of bread to the ceiling"
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"Last night my wife got pissed because I kicked the ice cubes I dropped under the refrigerator. But now it's just water under the fridge."
"Kim Jong-il became Kim jong-ded Now Kim Jong-Un with his wife who has vanished from public since 7 months, might be having a Kim Yung-Un"
"""Eat right and exercise?!?... I dunno...seems like some kind of a scam, Doc."""
"My husband wants a fourth child. I hope his new wife will be good to my three."
"My dog Minton just ate my shuttle cock. Bad Minton."
"Which doesn't belong: Meat, a Blow Job, Your Wife, An Egg A Blowjob, you can beat your Meat, you can beat your wife, and you can beat an egg, but you can't beat a blow job"
"A new study shows dogs recognize pictures of their owners. Also, they're like, ""Why are you showing me photos? I'm a dog."""
"Why did Hitler fail math? He couldn't reach the final solution."
"A reposted joke walks into a bar... It gets downvoted into submission"