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Joke of the Day

"A new study shows dogs recognize pictures of their owners. Also, they're like, ""Why are you showing me photos? I'm a dog."""

"what do you get when you cross copper and zinc? brass."

"A penny for your thoughts, Five bucks if they're naughty."

"What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean? Bait."

"What does the Indian chef do in his spare time? It's naan of your business!!!"

"Exams are like girlfriends! - difficult 2 understand - too many questions - more explanations are needed And results are most of the time failure..."

"ople who say they'd go back and change things in their life if they could are pussies, you don't get this awesome without the shitty parts"

"What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle? ""You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."""

"lobsters would be proud of themselves if they knew how expensive they were"

"How many friend-zoned guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just sit around and compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."