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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the joke about argon and krypton? It didn't get much of a reaction. ^^^^ill^just^be^on^my^way^out^now"

"Worried that Adele's next album might be delayed if she discovers Pinterest."

"What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A bull-shiht!"

"Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity?"

"Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job? He tried fighting fire with fire."

"Why did the artist go to the bakery? For shortening!"

"Why were the pirates on the ship fighting? They needed better anchor management."

"Check out this list number 5 is awesome. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.awesome"

"I have pet snakes, turtles, and lizards. They are a family but I think they hate each other. I think I have A reptile disfunction."

"Do they have any car wash in Albania? Yes. They call it ""rain"""