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"Check out this list number 5 is awesome. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.awesome"
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"A Dark Joke What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food? Not everyone gets it"
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"Can you stop making holocaust jokes? My grandfather died in Auschwitz He fell out of a guard tower."
"This is one of those gems thought up at 4 am, why does nobody listen to Neo-Nazis? It's all just white noise."