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Joke of the Day

"I think the royal baby will be called Diana She'll be crashing into our lives any minute now."

"""Hello, 912"" wait did u say 912? ""yup"" I meant to dial 911 ""happens all the time"" lol I'm such a goof ""haha right?"" my neighbor got stabbed"

"Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !"

"My interior decorator quit on her first day on the job. I told her to paint all the walls in my house to be green screens."

"""Dora"" only rhymes with ""Explorer"" if you're from Long Island, New York"

"Can anyone give me a Russian-English bilingual pun?"

"Some music just moves you. For example this Taylor Swift song playing on the radio makes me wanna drive off a cliff"

"I saw a lake monster!!! He was walking up out of the water and onto the shore!!! Littorally!!!"

"What do you call the death of the Trilobites? An Epoch fail!"

"I went to a zoo with only one animal in it. It was a shih tzu."