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Joke of the Day

"Joke from a 5 year old kid: how come dinosaurs don't talk? me: ...why? kid: because they are all dead. source: stolen from Brian Reagan's standup."

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"I visited my boyfriend in prison the other day for a conjugal visit. It was a guilty pleasure."
"When is a dog most impolite? When he points."
"Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters? Because they aren't capitalist"
"What does a baby computer call it's father? Data. Credit: Her (movie)."
"What did the fish say to the concrete wall? Dam!"
"I broke my arm in a couple places; know what the doctor said? ""Stay out of those places!"""
"Whats long and black and hard to cut into? The line at KFC"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !"
"What's a vegetarian policeman's favourite meal? Caesar Salad"