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Joke of the Day

"Meatballs have bread crumbs inside them. Meat plus bread means that a meatball is actually a sandwich."

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"[donating blood] Me [feeling lightheaded]: I'm gonna need that back"
"An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. I had a terrible stomachache for 2 days. It was worse than period pain. I masturbated for 30 minutes non-stop and now i feel great. :3"
"Kids make friends in 5 seconds, adults make friends in 5 drinks."
"[prehistoric times] MUM: When you get married, your husband will be the hunter DAUGHTER: So I gather"
"What do you do when your daughter says batman raped her? Switch to the spiderman outfit"
"You Are What Your Eat I used to love the candy Nerds, but I stopped eating them when I realized that for me, it was basically cannibalism."
"How many Mexicans Does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"
"A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, you know we've got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says.... ...Ralph?"
"A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a beer."
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