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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a beer."

"Do lesbians ever rock and paper?"

"Why do women have legs? So they don't leave a snail trail"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chad ! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance !"

"Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge."

"I went to AT&T and asked for a sim card. They told me I had to call them to activate it. See the problem..."

"If a cow laughs, does milk come out his nose?"

"Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !"

"What do aliens use to buy their coffee? starbucks"

""" Could you explain to me why I woke up this morning with a cucumber up my ass? "" My wife screamed. "" Could you explain to me,"" I yelled back, "" Why you didn't wake up when I put it there? """