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Joke of the Day
"I was watching the super bowl And a hockey game broke out."
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"What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Taking her out of the wheelchair and putting her into bed."
"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget..."
"America, you're fired. Love, United Nations"
"How many Police Officers does it take to change a light bulb? Thirteen. One to change the light bulb, and twelve to beat the room for being black."
"What do you call a loud Trump supporter? A Trumpet."
"Before clicking on a link from an unknown source, ask yourself this ""Am I an idiot?"". If you answered yes, then it's okay to click the link."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ? Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !"
"People who say love is dead have obviously never seen me eat a burrito."
"""Hey son, we really love you but we posted a picture of you on Instagram and nobody liked it which is why we're giving you up for adoption."""