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Joke of the Day
"America, you're fired. Love, United Nations"
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"What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh."
"I value your opinion as long as you don't offer it"
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"No one is sure how much it cost Coke to sponsor the Paralympics, but it undoubtedly cost an arm and a leg."
"Stop screaming! I thought you'd appreciate having someone to pass you a towel when you got out of the shower"
"I like my cigarettes like my Instagram. \#nofilter Edit: learned formatting"
"What is DNA ? The National Dyslexic Association."
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because she was a cunt."
"how does a bakery know when to make more bread? on a knead the dough basis."