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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ? Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !"
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"A Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars... His dad says, ""40 dollars?! What do you need 30 dollars for?!!"""
"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? . . You gotta sit in the back of the oven"
"What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !"
"Who doesn't want to be a millionaire? Well, certainly not a billionaire."
"What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana? Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out."
"Cinderella If you play Cinderella backwards it's a woman learning her place...."
"What's the best way to bring out your inner child? A coat hanger"
"Hey people who design vacuums- Why the headlight? Are people vacuuming in the dark? or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen?"
"What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas? That it was the most violent book he'd ever read."