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Joke of the Day

"They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result. This is my 56th time posting this joke."

"What made the cable guy late? There was a cord-eal"

"How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!"

"*Shakespeare resetting his password* ""Enter new password."" Fortnight ""Your password is two weeks."""

"Cinderella is my favorite story about choosing a spouse based on shoe size."

"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder."

"A Jew goes up a ladder. As he reaches the top a pound coin falls from his pocket. He climbed down to retrieve it and the coin hit him on the head."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh 10 tickles"

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar Then she walks into a chair Then a table...."

"THE GREATEST JOKE OF ALL TIME YOU..."