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Joke of the Day

"A Jew goes up a ladder. As he reaches the top a pound coin falls from his pocket. He climbed down to retrieve it and the coin hit him on the head."

"I wonder if Bruce Jenner got wished a happy Mother's Day. Title"

"Me: I'm so tired. Phone: Put me down and go to sleep. Me and Phone: HAHAHAHAHA!"

"What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor? An elevator has a GF"

"""How come you're only watering half your lawn?"" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. ""I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain."""

"My Czech mate is surprisingly bad at chess"

"Before I give a speech, I always tell myself I won't quote Linkin Park But in the end it doesn't even matter"

"Why is 6 scared of 7? Cause 7 is a six offender"

"What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail? A small medium at large"

"I kiss my wife daily Vishnu - I kiss my wife daily before i go to office Venkat - I kiss ur wife after u go to office Vishnu - But I am first who kissed her :)"