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Joke of the Day

"Cinderella is my favorite story about choosing a spouse based on shoe size."

"(Kinda offensive joke) How do you get a black man to stop raping you? Call him daddy in the middle of it"

"What did one angel say to the other? ""Halo."""

"I really want to learn how to play the Piano.. .. But it's not my forte."

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb Exactly one. They are efficient... and have no humor."

"Sorry for letting bad things happen to good people all these years."

"I've just made a perfume from holy water... Eau my God"

"I haven't drawn in so long that I'm feeling sketchy"

"My boss has stopped letting me leave early for my son's Little League games ever since he learned he's in his second year of college."

"What's the definition of a 68? That's when you blow me and I owe you 1."