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Joke of the Day

"Worst Geometry Joke I Know When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides? When it is intercepted by a plane."

"Why do people looking for motivational seminars and people attending bodybuilding competitions keep accidentally going to each other's events? They both want personal growth."

"A young child says to his mother... ""Mom, when I'm a grown-up I want to be a musician."" She replies, ""Well honey, you know you can't be both."""

"So I recently opened a suicide bomb shop in Syria, and it's doing great! Prophets are going through the roof."

"Just found an inch-long hair growing from my earlobe. Does this mean I can finally join the X-Men?"

"Kim Kardashian just had a miscarriage... Her next show is going to be called 'Mopping Up After A Kardashian'"

"I can't believe these women are just walking around with yoga mats like a game of yoga might just break out at any moment"

"Are you addicted to masturbation? Reach out to me and we can beat it together."

"You ever notice that the most dangerous thing about marijuana is getting caught with it?"

"How is today Monday? It was Friday only a few hours ago..."