221648
Joke of the Day
"Asian Penises are like.... needles, they're small but when they poke it hurts."
Next Joke
"When a 230 lb man yells from the shower for a towel, but you hand him a face cloth, he won't find it nearly as funny as you do."
"Me: You put the ""cow"" in ""coworker"" Her: Excuse me?? Me: It's a joke format. Her: I'm telling HR.. Me: Ok but I doubt they'll get it either."
"Why is it OK for an ice company to commit fraud? Because their assets are already frozen."
"He says I'm cute when I'm mad. Well he has no idea of how gorgeous I can be."
"Did you hear about those new corduroy pillowcases? I'm surprised if you haven't, they're making lots of headlines."
"Please spread my ashes over the breakroom at work. That way Sherry from accounting can bitch about cleaning up my messes forever."
"Dear masturbating astronauts... In space. No one can hear you cream"
"What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common? The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside."
"A cop just pulled me over -- asking if I knew my tail light was out? I said, 'Uh uh. I drive on the inside of my car'"