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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst gear for America? Cruz control."
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"want to hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? The boy took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door,"
"My prison cell-mate just asked me if I was tight. Why does he care about how I spend my money?"
"[NSFW] Sex is like flipping a coin Either way you're getting heads or tails"
"It's 1942, Berlin. A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest walks out."
"Best goldfish joke ever told Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, ""You man the guns; I'll drive."""
"Dad did you manage to fix my toy? No it's not broken the battery's flat. Well what shape should it be?"
"How does a mustache support his family in the event of his untimely death? By investing in a shavings account."
"What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral? Don't stop, bereaving!"