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Joke of the Day

"Five years ago I asked the most beautiful girl in the world out on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."

"Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip clubeveryone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars"

"Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named ""Dave""."

"what did the zero say to the eight? nice belt."

"I think, therefore I am. I shrink, therefore I swam."

"Books all over the floor..... but I have only my shelf to blame."

"How does a musician make a million dollars? They start with 2 million."

"What's the difference between a slab of meat and someone who hates high school students? One's protein, the other's anti-teen."

"Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonald's; Not funny, grow up."

"I'm starting to forget how the alphabet goes... ABCDEFGHIJKLMFAO...."