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Joke of the Day

"Trump says he wants to move into the White House... ...why not? Wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family from their house Edit: Credit to Snoop Dogg"

"Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they've just had a big launch."

"Did you hear about the girl who was dating the Berlin Wall? Things were going well, but it broke up."

"What is a pirate's favorite element? Argon"

"How do you keep redditors in suspense? I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow"

"I just pooped my pants in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole nother level."

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? [nsfw] The wheelchair."

"I don't understand why ... I don't understand why Mexicans are so upset that Trump is going to build a wall. They should just get over it."

"It seems I passed my mummy embalming exam... It was a no brainer!"

"What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college? Bison"