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Joke of the Day
"That shitty moment when you finally get comfy in bed then realize the lights are on."
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"Sometimes I wish you could ask the pharmacist to ""make it a double""."
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"What do Germans and acetone have in common? They are both good at removing the Polish!"
"Sorry you handed me your baby and I immediately put it in the garbage I thought that's what we were doing."
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"Why does nobody like the element Bi? Because he's all up in your bismuth."
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