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Joke of the Day
"What do Germans and acetone have in common? They are both good at removing the Polish!"
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"All my exes are engaged, married, and/or have kids. I'm single. As far as I'm concerned, I've won."
"Using a macbook is like making love to a woman There are so many things to do with your fingers, but none of them work."
"support small businesses like a mouse selling tiny umbrellas or even a bee selling tiny umbrellas"
"Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter? Because every Rose has its Hawthorne"
"I hate eating vegetables... The wheelchair is always getting in the way"
"A mushroom goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, 'We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi."""
"Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said ""Make money at home."""
"[trying to get a massage] How much for a happy ending? ""Sir, this is a library!"" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending?"
"Yooo mama's sooo fat...that when she jump fo joyyyy... She got stuck."