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Joke of the Day

"Being a chemist, I feel pleasure to announce that I've just Synthesised CPH4(lucy drug). I wish I could post it in r/worldnews."

"Went to ""The Social Network."" I ran into people I didn't like in high school and they kept showing me pictures of their kids."

"Sometimes I lie in bed at night, looking up at the stars and think Where the hell did the ceiling go?"

"what's the opposite of a Mexican? a Mexican't"

"Do the French play video games? Wii"

"Have you seen the new ticket prices for Alton Towers? Admission now costs an arm and a leg!"

"My school janitor is a part-time pianist. He has 88 keys."

"Happy Kwanzaa, my black friend! Kwanzaa just means y'all worship a black baby Jesus instead of the real one, right?"

"Are you cold? You should go to the corner, its ninety degrees over there."

"Kim Jong Un has become so fat We now refer to him as Kim Jong Deux."