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Joke of the Day
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance We'll see about that."
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"Hey guys, which cell phone provider drops the most calls? I need to get one for my mom."
"You know you were a fat baby.., When the doctor had to get the jaws of life to remove you from your mother."
"Remember that someone out there is thinking of you right now, figuring out how to make your death look like an accident."
"If you think Phil Robertson (the Duck Dynasty guy) has offensive view regarding homosexuality, or slavery... You should hear his answers regarding evolution, climate change, or 8 plus 9."
"Why should you never trust an atom? Because they make up everything.."
"What do you call a necrophiliac cumshot [Dirty (obviously)] Ice Cream"
"I'm the guy that lures fragile old ladies into my windowless van at night with Werthers Originals.Then safley escort them to the bingo hall."
"What do you say when you see three whales? Whale whale whale, what do we have here?"
"Introducing myself to new boyfriends parents: ""Hi, I usually don't make it this far."""