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Joke of the Day

"Pretty fed up with the fact that pandemonium almost NEVER involves pandas."

"Ladies, stop relying on Cosmo. It's written by women who don't know siht about men."

"What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone? Shelfies."

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming."

"I bet you I could stop gambling."

"My Japanese girlfriend had a really bad tempura."

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you are NOT going to like it as an adult."

"What did Picasso and Smurfette have in common? Both had blue periods."

"It's like grandma always said... Make sure you put everything in the medicine cabinet back where you found it or you won't be invited back."

"How do cows do math? A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave."