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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut? 2-3 weeks tops."
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"My wife gets angry when she catches me using her tooth brush. But how the hell do you get the dog shit out of your sneakers."
"""We had unprotected sex. Give us a present."" -- the subtext of every baby shower"
"Statistics show that most Canadians are nosey. They do, however, say ""zed""."
"I lied to the doctor when asked my crush's blood type. Now she knows what rejection feels like."
"COP: Describe the robber to our sketch artist ME: He had one eye higher than the other and his lips on his forehead PICASSO: I got this"
"McDonalds will always have a place in my heart."
"I feel like before a bee stings a human, all his dumb bee friends are like ""you can totally take him."""
"Why'd the pervert get banned from the board game shop? No fucking clue"
"Best Porn movie title ever Q:What do you call a Czechoslovakian gay porn movie? A:Czech is in the male. yeah..... As a bonus: This is actually a real movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1091755/"