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Joke of the Day

"""Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs, snakes, spiders and rugby players bite."" How Aussie parents tuck their kids into bed at night."

"Every joke posted on this sub is stolen from Sickipedia. If you are going to steal someones joke at least give credit."

"What do gays and Donald Trump have in common? They're fucking assholes."

"A neutron walk in to a bar... A neutron walk in to a bar, orders a beer and asks: How much? The bartender looks at him and replies: For you, no charge!"

"I would go for a jog today, but it looks like all of these cupcakes expire today as well."

"Saw my ex... On my way home from work last year i saw my ex being beaten up by 3 guys, i stopped the car and ran over to help...she didnt stand a chance against 4 of us."

"You guys wanna hear a potassium joke? K"

"How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S? It's an ill-eagle activity"

"Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke? Because they ror."

"I like my women the way I like my wine 8 years old and locked in my cellar"