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Joke of the Day
"Why are bears so hairy ? They don't have salons in the jungle !"
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"Man A: Would you suck my cock if I cleaned it? Man B: No.. Man A: You dirty cocksucker!!!"
"If there's Jenny and Lucy, could there be Jenni and Luci? Then wouldn't that make them Jennifer and Lucifer?"
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"What is a Word documents least favorite blood type? Type-O"
"I saw two lesbians kissing in the park. ""There's a time and a place for that,"" I told my wife. She said, ""Yeah..."" I said, ""It's 9pm and my house."""
"What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!"
"How come Puerto Ricans don't like blow jobs? They don't like any kind of jobs"
"[shopping] [wife being a real pain] Me: *hands her the broom we just bought* You want me to carry this? Or do you want to drive it home?"
"I scream, you scream, we all scream... The ice cream man kidnapped us; please send help."