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Joke of the Day

"I value your opinion as long as you don't offer it"

"Hey, do you follow /r/piratejokes? Arr, there's not much to sea!"

"Did you hear about the tumblr user who wrote a play about foxes? They called it Fennec-Kin's Wake"

"""Daddy why is Santa's sack so big?"" daughter asked, ""because he only comes once a year darling""."

"What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree? Camembert!"

"What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient? Suture self!"

"What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant? a b-r-r-r-r-ito"

"Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved? The Country!"

"What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu? I, Robotussin."

"a pizza is basicaly a real-time pie chart of how much pizza i am going to eat"