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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the plane that crashed on the way to the ginger convention? Thankfully there were no souls on board."

"The only thing worse than girls going after the ""Bad Boy"" is today's perception of what a Bad Boy is."

"Remember when you were small & all you wanted was a pony but your parents were high on meth & thought the house was already full of ponies?"

"Why did the condom hit the wall? It was pissed off."

"What browser do you use to watch porn? Bill Gates: ""Internet Explorer"" Sundar Pichai: ""Google Chrome"" Tim Cook: ""Safari"" Jared Fogle: ""Tor"""

"What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino? Hell if I know."

"A punchline walks into a bar. Hello, you have reached the punchline, leave a message after the tone. **beep**"

"Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road? he was two chickens"

"If you want to relate to how old people probably feel just imagine that a bowl of soup cost $40 and everybody else acted like that was fine."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strockin' Off"