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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican Super Saiyan? Fajita"
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"Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread."
"BREAKING NEWS: Just in from a correspondent in the Middle East. ISIS to buy all Samsung Galaxy Note 7. #note7"
"What do you call a group of hookers? A whorde."
"I was at the gym last night and I noticed a hole in my trainer big enough to put my finger in... Now I'm banned from the gym"
"How do fish get high? Seaweed."