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Joke of the Day

"What did one transition metal say to the other? Cu later!"

"What do you call transgender superheroes? X-Men."

"How did the hipster burn himself? He drank his coffee before it was cool."

"Good jokes What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser? It's terminal."

"I have an image of Jesus that pops up on my laptop if I leave it idle for 10 minutes... It's my screen savior..."

"Sometimes I wake up moody... The other times, i let her sleep."

"Dude you hear about the drug lab explosion? It was a real meth."

"Only the immature will laugh A sausage and an egg are frying in a pan. ""It's a bit too hot in here for me, mate."" The sausage says to the egg. The egg screams, ""Ahh! A talking sausage!"""

"Being a ""Hopeless Romantic"" sounds kinda depressing. ""Pull my chair out for me?"" .. ""I'd love to, but I've given up."""

"I have never seen the movie Titanic and I never plan to because a friend spoiled the ending for me The boat sinks. Credit to u/Donkey__Xote for this beautiful comment in an r/AskReddit thread"