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Joke of the Day

"I have an image of Jesus that pops up on my laptop if I leave it idle for 10 minutes... It's my screen savior..."

"I hope DC residents have good flood insurance Because that swamp turned into a damn lake real fast."

"if you turn the patterns on their shirts 90 degrees... the trusted REFEREE becomes the despicable PRISONER.... truly life is a fragile Bitch"

"What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef."

"$50 says Jesus rose from the dead to clear his browser history."

"A man with Deja vu walks into a bar."

"Why did the chicken go around the world? Because his name was Marco Pollo.."

"Hey, you wanna hear a joke? Ya, so do I."

"I've developed a phobia of elevators I'm taking steps to avoid them."

"I love when football players put their t-shirts over their shoulder pads because they look like business women from the 80s."