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Joke of the Day
"I'm a giver. *gives you a hard time*"
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"How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue."
"Me:Everything you know about me is a lie.Coworker:So you didnt dance naked in the fountain at the mall?Me: Everything other than that."
"What is an alcoholic's favorite part of the chicken? The Cock Tail"
"What's the difference between Jesus and Bono? Jesus doesn't think he's Bono"
"A man walks into a bar.. ..all the bottles fall down."
"What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker? Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker."
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The Bartender says, ""Hey, Rene, you want a scotch?"" Descartes replies, ""No, I think not."" And then he vanishes. No dice."
"Maybe a funeral isn't the best place to practice my evil laugh"
"I asked my friend what keeps her up at night. She answered, ""helium."" Also, my friend is a balloon."