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Joke of the Day
"I will never be okay with how Michael is spelled."
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"What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg? ""'Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."""
"What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment? ""I don't care et al."""
"peanut Little Sally: Mommy, Mommy, Little Frankie showed me his penis on the playground! It reminded me of a peanut! Mommy (startled): Oh! Was it really small? Little Sally: No, it was salty!"
"Little girl: ""Mommy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up."" Mom: ""Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both."""
"Your future."
"I have a condition that makes my heart rate jump when I see a poorly dressed person. It's called tackycardia."
"Me: Hello Teacher: Hello M: How's my kid doing in school? T: How's my kid doing in school? I hate parrot teacher conferences"
"The only thing worse than having a small penis... Is having small arms."
"Worst day. Had a tampon behind my ear all afternoon and still cant find my cigarette."