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Joke of the Day

"2. So I said to the shoe salesman... - I'm looking for a pair of basketball shoes... Shoe salesman - ajkdkdkaldnrmsldkd - what? Shoe salesman - sorry, I was struggling to converse."

"How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball and tell her to read it."

"Why don't blacks like Tylenol? They have to pick cotton to get to them."

"Some say putting helium in animals is wrong. I say whatever floats your goat."

"I take pictures of my weed because they say the camera adds 10 pounds."

"Dating advice: Don't just tell her you have diarrhea, show her"

"What is the easiest way to get a small fortune? You start with a large one."

"I hope one day they invent a car named ""The S-Car"" Because everyone will see it and say, ""Look at that S-Car go!"""

"What noise does a Russian Sheep make? It Blyats."

"Signs your wife is cheating: 1. Weird cologne 2. Emotional distance 3. Late-night abences 4. She introduces you to her boyfriend"