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Joke of the Day

"I relate to your inability to relate to people. Let's talk about hanging out but never follow through."

"Columbia have already begun their preparations for the upcoming match against Uruguay. The entire squad are set to have tetanus and rabies jabs."

"Two lawyers are sitting in a bar... ... When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, ""Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?"" and the other lawyer replies, ""Outta what?"""

"So Donald Trump walks into the oval office as the 45th president of the U.S. Title"

"What do you call a sleeping police officer? An undercover cop."

"Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD? You think you've got AIDS"

"Q: Why are horses poor dancers? A: They have two left feet."

"I tried to think of a good music joke But that sort of thing really isn't my forte."

"Just got a booty call from life, apparently it still wants to keep fucking me."

"The worst thing about dentists is they put that paper bib on you but they never bring you lobster."