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Joke of the Day

"I relate to your inability to relate to people. Let's talk about hanging out but never follow through."

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"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry them"
"I don't know who won the debate tonight but I do know who lost... The American people :("
"I guess if your a meth head You've only got one sleep until Christmas"
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"Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them."
"My arm tried killing me last night I told him ""nice tri"""
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"Using dog shampoo when I run out of cat shampoo because I ran out of human shampoo a week ago."
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