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Joke of the Day
"Rihanna. Sorry, I put the punch line in the tittle."
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"Why do people paint eggs for Easter? Bunnies squirm too much."
"Rihanna's restraining order against Chris Brown says he cannot ""harass or annoy"" her. I want one of those against everyone ever."
"I Set my alarm clock to 9:11. So I would ""never forget"""
"The definition of agony is... A one handed man hanging on to a cliff for his dear life with itchy balls."
"Does a basketball player with an extra chromosome... have both ups and downs?"
"The Catholic Church is selling bath bombs! *puts Jesus Christ limited edition bath bomb into water* *water turns into wine* Thank u Jesus"
"Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow? The steaks are just too high."
"You hear about the blind guy on Wheel of Fortune? He asked if he could buy an I."
"I looked into my partner's eyes and said to the priest, ""I do."" If nobody else was going to object to the marriage, then I guess I had to."