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Joke of the Day

"People who criticize the year 2016 seem to have forgotten that back in May McDonald's accidentally gave me a Chicken McNugget with my fries."

"Me and my best friend reverse our cars everywhere together. We go back a long way."

"I don't know what my shoes are laced with But I'm tripping balls"

"[trick or treating] ""Oh, what a cute little...what's she doing?"" Me: potty training. ""In my pumpkin?!"" Me: She likes the heated seat."

"Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer? He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling swimmers!"

"Falling coconuts kill more people than falling sharks."

"so i was on youtube... and people started making jokes here's the link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=V7-XLL3nbYU&feature=fvwp great song too"

"A geologist hit a man with his car. What crime is he accused of? Vesicular Basalt"

"Why does Ariel wear seashells? Because she can't fit into D shells"

"Why was the baby ant confused? Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)"