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Joke of the Day
"Why was the baby ant confused? Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)"
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"I am waiting for the day we have a national scandal involving a gate"
"Studies show that fat men make better lovers than skinny men But my mate Esteban always breaks the bed when he tries!"
"Everyone is unique. Except you. You are not unique. You are the only not unique person in human history."
"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."
"Recently joined the mile high club sandwich. That's when you have sex on a plane, and it's with a sandwich"
"What's a blind mans favorite car? A cataract"
"Calculators are useless What I need is a calcunow"
"People who tweet about politics should have to pass a small test: if i say ""Oh, look, a dead bird,"" and you look UP, we take your phone away"
"I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, ""here fill this out""..?"