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Joke of the Day

"Where is Donald Trump gonna put all of the illegal immigrants once he arrests them? Juantanamo"

"A committee is twelve men doing the work of one."

"First Olympic sailing result just in. GB have taken gold, Australia have taken silver and Somalia have taken the boat"

"Why should I submit a joke today? Because today's April full!"

"THERE ARE 7 BILLION PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. WHY WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH KITCHENWARE? Oh, that's not what pansexual means. Carry on then."

"Jared Fogle likes his subs the way he likes his women... 6 to 12"

"after chuck norris eats a large meal, he literaly burns of the caleries"

"Any funny student council election catchphrases for posters? I made jokes for last years sophomore election but can not think of any for this year. Any help redditors?"

"I teach curse words and racial slurs to children whose parents allow them to run around restaurants."

"Diagnose Doctor: Well, those results look bad... Patient: How bad are they? Doctor: It depends, how old are you? Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't."